Thursday, 05 November 2009
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Interesting things I've learned about myself through the internet:
1. Because I find the nude female body more aesthetically pleasing than the nude male body I am "prejudice" and "ignorant."
2. Because I have naturally large breasts I am "disgusting," "awful," "fake," and "uninformed."
3. Because I laughed at a stereotype I am "bigoted" and "shallow."
4. I'm a hermaphrodite.
I am so sorry to all my subs for being such a terrible person, disgusting person. How in the world have you guys handled me this long?! Is there anything I haven't realized yet (but other, more *perceptive* Xangans have) that I need to know about you?
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MMmmmm....nope! People don't like to hate me. I think I'm too nice online. Most people use the internet to let their inner bi-atch come out, but I don't seem to have one of those...
It's okay. I think the female body is more aesthetically pleasing as well. ^_^
~V
So what's it like having both male and female genitalia? ;)
@TheMarriedFreshman - You prejudice ignoramus! You've really never been trolled? That's incredible.
@methodElevated - Sucky! I can't even whack it (a pipe dream I've always had) AND I still get my period and can get pregnant. Can I at least get a high-paying TV show for being a pregnant he-she? :P
I'm actually Frank Sinatra. Just... thought I'd throw that out there.
@ChocolateCoveredKittens - Really really. I've gotten the odd comment that's made me feel slightly bad, but that's usually because of my insecurity and not their intentions. And I've gotten replies to comments that make my blood boil, but usually because of the idea they're advocating not because they attacked me personally. People just don't do that to me. I dunno. I'm like a superhero or something--immune to haters. Not because I ignore them, but because they ignore me, haha...
@nimbusthedragon - Will you sing on command?
Anyone that finds the nude male body more aesthetically pleasing than the nude female bodyis probably gay. And I'm not saying that in a negative manner either, I'm simply stating the obvious deduction there.
We all love your boobs. In order, it's Hubby, DMV, Theo, the rest of us.
Stereotype jokes are the best ones!
#4 is not possible. I've seen the pictures. Well the blurry grainy ones, but I KNOW it's not possible.
Feel free to block and unsub the morons. We all do it.
@nimbusthedragon - Just when I couldn't love you more...
Wait until there's the AntiChocolate who writes...almost absurdly inaccurate bullshit about you. Madness!
Silly girl, these are all things we already knew about you.
I bet the fact that you're a male and a female is more disturbing to most people than the fact that you have cat ears in your profile and are probably really half cat. I think that qualifies you as a hermafreline???
ur a HERMAPH?! I knew there had to be a catch! Nobody can be completely perfect! *^_~*
even if all those rude comments were true, I'd still be obsessed with you. So I don't know what that makes me, but I'll take it!!
Hermaphrodite, hm? I'd hit it. :P
Hermaphrodites are hoooottt!
I think women look prettier than men too.
Does my flattish chest make me awesome and intelligent then??
The female body is art! ^_^ I don't think there's anything wrong with you.
@nimbusthedragon - The curly hair... the artistic prowess... boobs... I should have known!
@TheMarriedFreshman - Teach me, master, teach me. /grovels
@SladeTheGreyFox - But but but then I'd have nothing to cry about!
@Drakonskyr - You, sir, are the king of hateration. You should wear a crown made of the bones of all those that spend so much time hating you they die of starvation.
@Ampersands_Anonymous - Shhhhh! It's like that heart-shaped birthmark on your butt that you never knew you had until you boyfriend points it out...or something. :P
@Lithium98 - Best. Word. EVER.
@ThePseudoHousewife - Apparently I have a very good surgeon. If you ever need anything touched up I'll be sure to find out who gave me this fantastic post-op body. :P
@I8it - Would it make you a lesbian? No... straight, if I have man-parts. Whatever floats your boat, baby. ;)
@somewhat_sensational_sarah - Not with a stick or a pitchfork, right? :X
@Meowmeowkimmaee - Oh god... you horrible horrible girl!
@ojouc - Duh! That's how that works, right? Or am I not speaking fluent hater-ese yet? :P
@ChocolateCoveredKittens - Where the fuck is this haterade being dumped on you, anyway?
@Drakonskyr - Other people's sites mostly (Theo, SerenaDante, anywhere I comment...). These are just a few of my favorites of all time (there's been more, much more), and most recently in the comments of my MILF site.
if i were in your shoes, know what i'd say?? i'd say, "fuck that, and fuck all yous judging me".. if you truly believe in something, don't back down.. not ppl you'd wanna associate with.. i wouldn't anyway
@ChocolateCoveredKittens -
Omg!! WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!?psh. everyone knows that men were made to be utilitarian and women were made to be sleek and sexy. Who would prefer to drive a Jeep over a Porsche or Audi or Lambo? Not me! :P
ryc: SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT
...sometimes.
Besides, at least you're married; MY jewish mother is almost getting psychotic on the subject.