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lol ur so ghey!

You've all seen the ads. "2 HOT TEENS FINGERFUCK EACH OTHER CLICK HERE" with an image of two obviously not teenaged bottle-blondes making out. You probably keep scrolling down your webpage, maybe roll your eyes and cring…
Being In Total Control, Honey

Being a "bitch" (and I'm not talking about your step-mother or a female dog) is a title and compliment that every woman should receive at least once in her lifetime, if not daily. When you're at such a loss for better,…
And now, a few words about PMS

Fuck you, you cock-smoking catastrofuck ass-mongering shit-cunt slimy son of a whore prehistoric mangy rat-bastard ball-slobbering mother-grabbing snot-suckling cunt-rag of a mother fucker! Thank you.
Do they make pills for this?

It's the general consensus around the shop that I'm afflicted with an irreversible case of Girl Disease. Symptoms include loss of manhood, and in its place the growth of lady nether regions and boobs, as well as obsessi…
So this is love, mmMmmM...

It's silly, both my boy and I went from total swingers to being commited to the most functional relationship either of us has ever seen. We get kudos and shit for it from other couples, but hey, that's life. I've spent …
Midol, oh Midol, wherefore art thou fucking Midol?

So, after almost half a year without having to hit "that time of the month," I finally took a stroll down to the doctor's office to find out what's up. Before I even get to find out from the doc that my body's been doped…
Reason #287 I get dirty looks from girls

S's gf: *shifts the hem of her pink, micro-mini dress* "Baby, it's really cold, let's go." Me: "Pants are a pretty good idea when it's cold out." J: *grins at me* "Where'd you get that dress?" S's gf: "Um... Bebe or Gues…
Starving for perfection.

Confession! I'm guilty of being anorexic--well, according to definition a la Google, "a lack of appetite or avoidance of food." If that's as simple as it is, who isn't "anorexic?" I'm vain enough to watch what I eat, and…
Tits and Ass, In Perspective

My aunt and uncle came for a visit to visit the West Coast recently,and of course, as boisterous, Jewish family get-togethers go, money andjob spiels come up and out pretty quickly. My mom, aunt, and I all gott…
So, can I buy you a drink?

When I hit the streets now it seems like I don't get greetings, I get gasps and compliments, not to mention looked up and down and accidentally bumped (i.e. fondled). Cars slow down, heads turn, sunglasses lower do…