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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

I'm done. With all the familial troubles, all the worries about what kind of bouquet to carry, how long my train should be, what colors to put on invitations, what kind of crab cakes to serve. Done. November 7th was goin…
How NOT to Get Girls

NOTE: This is purely a comedic collection of come-ons over the course of my life (and my readers'), and that seems to go over the heads of many people. If you take this blog as actual curriculum for how to not get girls …
lol ur so ghey!

You've all seen the ads. "2 HOT TEENS FINGERFUCK EACH OTHER CLICK HERE" with an image of two obviously not teenaged bottle-blondes making out. You probably keep scrolling down your webpage, maybe roll your eyes and cring…
For once the evangelists are almost right!

Google found me an interesting article today about getting married sooner rather than later. It's a touchy subject, and since marriage is kinda a huge deal, many people have really strong opinions about when/where/how yo…
So this is love, mmMmmM...

It's silly, both my boy and I went from total swingers to being commited to the most functional relationship either of us has ever seen. We get kudos and shit for it from other couples, but hey, that's life. I've spent …
Contrary to popular belief, we're not all the same on the inside.

Of all the days to go to the mall, Black Friday was the day; my little brother needed new skate shoes, and I *needed* a new shirt for a party that night, so off to the mall we went. As expected, it was a hotter hell th…
Pero eres malo saber que ya no me quieres a mi.

Sometimes I wish my camera could capture an entire moment; the sun on waves, the echo of a sea lion under the pier, the splash on a beach ball against the surf, the ripple of a muscle in a passer-by's arm. We held hand…
Your love is my relief, my love is your release.

My grandmother told me last night as we talked about her and my grandfather's retirement, "We're finally getting to know eachother after 47 years of living togther." At my best friend's grandparents' house a few m…
That's amore.

The moments where I've fallen in love are some of the most real memories in my head. The feel of the air, the instant of "I think I'm--" followed by a moment of decision and acceptance. These moments were very d…
Infidelity; anti-drug?

cheat (chēt) v. : to mislead by trickery; to act unfaithfullyIt's on my permanent record-- I'm an alleged cheater. Sometimes it's been almost laughable (7 different people within two days of "officially" dating someone…